> Bond, James Bond!

>

> A rather confident 007 walks into a bar and takes a seat next to

> a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks

 at

> his watch for a moment.

>

> The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

>

> "No", he replies, "I am here alone.  Q has just given me this

> state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."

>

> The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so

> special about it?"

>

> "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

>

> "What's it telling you now?"

>

> "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..."

>

> The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I

> am wearing panties!"

> 007 taps, taps his watch and says,

>

> ..

>

> .......

>

>   ...............

>

>   .................

>

>

>

> "Damn thing must be an hour fast."